Am They've sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen They've sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the Top 100 list Chorus: F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over F E D# They told ya, that you were gagging for it Am She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath That says that "We are defenders of any poser Or professional pretender around" Chorus: And when did your list replace the twist and turn Like a fist replaced a kiss? Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told you, but you were gagging for it F Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker E Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Am Already thick and you're getting thicker F Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker E Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Am D# Already thick and you're getting thicker Am Presuming that all things are equal, Am E Who'd want to be men of the people Am When there's people like you? | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm D# E F |