R.E.M. - Crush with Eyeliner: chords

A   G   D  A    G          D
I know you. I know you've seen her.
A        G     D
She's a sad tomato.
A           G     D
She's three miles of bad road.
A        G          D
Walking down the street.
A       G   D
Will I never meet her?
A        G    D
She's a real woman-child.
A      G            D        B
Oh my kiss breathe turpentine.

Chorus:
E D    G     A E        D     G
I am smitten.  I'm the real thing
          D     E
(I'm the real thing)
 E        D        G     A
Have you seen her come around?
G
My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like
I'm infatuated
It's all too much pressure
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (You faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented, too, yeah

Chorus:
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
And you know me

She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention
(She's her own invention)
That gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
What can I make myself be? (Fake her)
To make her mine?

Chorus:
I am smitten
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
A kiss breath turpentine
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
You know me (Yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner