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Panic! At the Disco - There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet: chords

Em
Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be
out of place and underdressed
      G
I'm wrecking this evening
already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em                                    D7
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top
hats with the doorman
G                                   C
From that moment you'll be out of place
and underdressed
     Am                                B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving
every minute of it
C                             D               B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em
When you're in black slacks
with accentuating off-white
pinstripes whoa-oh
C          B         Am    G  Em
Everything goes according to plan

Chorus:
C                   B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
     Em         D
And you can't stand it
                    G
I know because you say so under your breath
                B7
You're reading lips,
"When did he get at all confident?"
C            B7        Em           D
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
G
Never looked better
    B7
And you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies'
room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with
(Keep up) with these fashionistas
And tonight, tonight, you are,
you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is cheap,
I bet to them, you look like sh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"

Oh, and the smokes in that
cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be
laced with nitroglycerin

Chorus

Em           D         G            C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     Am            B          Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Em           D         G            C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     Am            B          C          D
I've never looked better and you can't stand it

       Em
And I know, and I know
         D                         G
It just doesn't feel like a night out
                       C
with no one sizing you up
           Am             B
I've never been so surreptitious
                          Em
So of course you'll be distracted when
I spike the punch - x3

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