Dm Am Watch your mouth, who-oh-oh Em Because your speech is slurred and F I bet you just might swallow your tongue Dm Am (I'm sure you would) Em Want to give up the ghost with just F a little more poise than that Or was it God who chokes in these situations Running late? Oh no, he called in Or was it God who chokes in these situations Running late? Oh no, he called in Gm The hospice is F C A relaxing weekend getaway where you're Gm a cut above all the rest F Sick and sad patients on first-name basis C D# With all the top physicians Chorus: Dm F A# Prescribed pills to offset the shakes Gm Dm To offset the pills, you know you should F Take it a day A# Gm At a time That's when you st-st-stutter something profound To the support on the line And with the way you've been talking Every word gets you a step closer to hell That's when you st-st-stutter something profound To the support on the line And with the way you've been talking Every word gets you a step closer to hell Chorus - x2 Gm I am F C Gm Alone in this bed, house and head F And she never fixed this C Gm But at least she. Gm I am F C Alone in this bedroom Gm F And she never fixed this D# But at least she Chorus - x2 The hospice is A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest Sick and sad patients on first name basis With all the top physicians | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm A# C Dm D# Em F Gm |