Am Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I D/F# can't help but to hear, no F I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!β, says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore" [Chorus: Am F Dm I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard G of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F Dm No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G with a sense of poise and rationality. Am F Dm I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard G of closing a goddamn door?!" Am F Dm No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of... Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne Chorus Poise and rationality Again Chorus Poise and rationality Again | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm D Dm F F# G |