Dm F You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around Am D You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down Dm F You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry Am D If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy Chorus: Am G I'm not a little kid now F C Watch me get big now Am G Spell my name on the fridge now F C With all your alphabet toys Am G You won the spelling bee now F C But are you smarter than me now? Am G You're the prince of the playground D Little alphabet boy Apples aren't always appropriate apologies Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly And your dictionary's destroyed I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy Chorus F Am G Alphabet boy, alphabet boy, my alphabet boy F Am G My Alphabet boy, my alphabet boy, Ooh-ooh Chorus | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm C D Dm F G |